The Cave

Just when you think that summer can’t bring any more bad movies, along comes the horror thriller The Cave. (Maybe I should call it a horrible thriller). When scientists discover an underground cave in … [Read more...]

Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

One of the dumbest movies of the year so far is the appropriately titled so-called comedy Dumb and Dumberer. Taking place about 15 years before the original Dumb and Dumber Harry and Lloyd are in high … [Read more...]

13 Ghosts

Yes - another remake. This time it's a horror film made in the 50's by William Castle called 13 Ghosts. I'll get right to the point. The only real horror in this film is the acting and the plot. This … [Read more...]

Battlefield Earth

Anyone with an I.Q. above 80 should make it a point to avoid the movie Battlefield Earth. The date is sometime in the year 3000 and the earth has been pilfered and burned by a species of aliens with … [Read more...]

8mm

The words nasty, gross, and sick are accurate descriptions of the dark and disturbing thriller 8-Millimeter. Nicolas Cage is a private detective named Tom Wells, who is asked to watch an 8-millimeter … [Read more...]

The Avengers

I'll get right to the point - don't waste your money on The Avengers. This film is a James Bond wanna-be. Sean Connery is Mr. Augustus, a villain who invented a machine that manipulates global … [Read more...]